Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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