You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
me + whiskey = a bad person
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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