batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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