ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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