Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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