how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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