and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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