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"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
