just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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