Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Be still, my beating vagina.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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