Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
that is very illegal...i love you.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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