we have officially lost it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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