if i died would you start the facebook group?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
