Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
nutella sex= disaster
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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