do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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