Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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