maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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