She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
