2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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