It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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