physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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