Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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