Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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