i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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