Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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