Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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