Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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