k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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