shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I checked into jail on foursquare
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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