and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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