Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think i have two assholes
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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