i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Can i not drive my cunt home
he thought i was a dude.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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