im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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