One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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