are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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