I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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