omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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