The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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