i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
My balls are so social today.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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