You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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