I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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