You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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