You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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