Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
