i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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