The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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