he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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