Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
its liver damage thursday
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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