One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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