I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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